OMG really, REALLY big spider in my room! right now!?

haha, Ohhh dear, I laugh because this is exactly how I would act :P But, i would get like some type of surface that could squish it, where you dont need to get close to it. I always use a swiffer :D So like, hit the garbage can over and smash it really hard, and dont let it get away because then you wont be able to go in your room without being paranoid for the next like week (personal experience)